Als ik een meisje was…

Het nummer “If I were a boy” van Beyoncé slaat natuurlijk helemaal nergens op. Gelukkig heeft deze Youtube-gebruiker dat ook begrepen.

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Songtext:

If I were a girl
Even just for a day
Would I be attracted to guys
Or would I be a girl who is gay?
Order a cosmo
And have somebody else pay
I’d be kind of a bitch
And blame it on PMS
So everyone would be nice to me

If I were a girl
I don’t think I could understand
How I could love Bridget Jones
But turn my nose at, Spiderman
I’d make food for him
Cause I know how it hurts
When he cooks he always burns it
Microwaves and never turns it
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a girl
I’d be such a flirt
And make the guys go crazy
With an offensively short skirt
I’d take way too long
To get ready for a date
Make him sit on the couch with flowers
And let him know I’m, worth the wait

If I were a girl
I don’t think I could understand
How I could swear to love the smart guys 
But go crazy for that macho man
I wouldn’t use too much teeth
Cause I know how it hurts
And I’d turn off your xbox
Before you got to save
And everything you had got destroyed

It’s a little too late, for you to come back
Say it’s just a mistake 
Think I’d forgive you like that
I almost killed the last boss
Then you turned it off

 

 

But you’re just a girl
You don’t understand
And I’m just a boy
Yea I don’t understand
But that’s what makes us so beautiful
Our imperfections visible
In spite of that were all still intact
If I was your mom

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